hungarian: only invite me to your bday party if you have a pinata filled with hundred dollar bills
dignitea: I’m stuck between wanting to be an adult, accomplishing a lot, and contributing a lot to society and lying on my floor, ignoring my responsibilities, and crying to sad songs alone in my room.
Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore.
bloner: “god i hate this show” i whisper as i click play on the next episode at 3am on a school night while my homework is abandoned on the floor along with my dreams and ambitions
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